shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
All I want is a boy who has great marching technique and hits all his dots.
Or maybe front ensemble….
He could have said ‘deep in thought.’ He could have said ‘intense and confused.” He could have said so many things, but no Misha went for the fart reference. Bless this man’s entire existence.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
im very strong, just like an ant. ants can lift 10 times their own weight. I can also lift 10 times an ant’s weight
Supernatural Bow Ties
Those are literally the most amazing things I’ve ever seen and I want them all.
It’s world book day today (in the UK) and my son’s school did a thing where the kids were allowed to go in dressed as characters in books. In reality this turned out to be that in the reception class my son is in (4-5-year olds) most girls showed up dressed in Disney princess dresses and most boys in Marvel/DC superhero outfits. In the school yard I overheard one of the boys make a comment to a girl that she couldn’t be a princess since she had short hair. The bell rang that instant and all the kids ran off so I was just left there steaming with a piece on my mind I couldn’t get out there and then. So here’s short haired Disney Princesses.
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”
Do you quarrel sir?
QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir
what i did in graphic design class today is
this has 70,200 notes and you’re all fucking dead to me